Hold My Pistol While I Eat My Won-Ton
‘And you will have joy and gladness, and many will rejoice at his birth …’ ~ Luke 1:14
Guess who’s 37 to-day?
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It seems that the economy is spiraling into the abyss of stagflation, a malady not seen since the days when the President tried to talk us out of our malaise from inside a comfortable sweater. To understand what is happening, ‘imagine that the economy is made up of three railroads and each railroad has ten locomotives and 10 engineers …’
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‘The boardinghouse where John Wilkes Booth planned the assassination of President Lincoln? It’s now an eatery called Wok ‘n’ Roll.’
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I didn’t realise that Kierstyn had recently been to Massachusetts!
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I have seen the Centre of the Universe. (And it’s beautiful!)
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Mothers, hide your children–here comes the hexapus!
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‘I don’t think [same-sex unions] should be called marriage, but I think that it is a legal right that they should have that is recognized by the state. If people find that controversial then I would just refer them to the Sermon on the Mount, which I think is, in my mind, for my faith, more central than an obscure passage in Romans.’ ~ Barack Obama (Who obviously has never actually read the Bible.)
CHARLEY: Apologies William. Just hacking on you, that’s all.
STEVE: Yeah, we’re just hacking on you.
DICK: Rumor has it, you killed a man, Billy? You don’t seem like the killing sort.
STEVE: Yeah Billy, what’d you kill him for?
BILLY: He was hacking on me.
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The founder of The Weather Channel advocates suing Al Gore to expose the fraud that is ‘Global Warming.’
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I lost the comments posted earlier because, quite frankly, I screwed this post up. So, Rachel: thanks for the birthday wishes and I’ll see you at 37 in a few months. Brandon: the stagflation article was just as a point of interest; I subscribe primarily to the Austrian School of economics so I don’t necessarily agree with everything in the article, I just thought it was interesting.
Carry on!
Happy Birthday friend!!! I hope you have a great day.
Happy Birthday, Matt! Hope your day is great!
Happy birthday!
And just for the record, I would try to control my self if another kid was “hogging” a game at Chuck E Cheeses, but I might not be able to!
Moms gone wild!
Happy Birthday!!!
Obscure passage? Because Romans 1 is just sooo hard to find.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY by the way!
Happy Birthday! I hope your day is special! And Michael would say “AMEN” to the fraud of Global Warming. He’s been saying that it’s a joke for years!!! By the way, I’ve seen Kierstyn at Chuck E Cheese’s…look out!
Have a good bday!
-Christi