Hold My Pistol While I Eat My Won-Ton
‘And you will have joy and gladness, and many will rejoice at his birth …’ ~ Luke 1:14

Guess who’s 37 to-day? (March 4th)
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It seems that the economy is spiraling into the abyss of stagflation, a malady not seen since the days when the President tried to talk us out of our malaise from inside a comfortable sweater. To understand what is happening, ‘imagine that the economy is made up of three railroads and each railroad has ten locomotives and 10 engineers …’
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‘The boardinghouse where John Wilkes Booth planned the assassination of President Lincoln? It’s now an eatery called Wok ‘n’ Roll.’
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I didn’t realise that Kierstyn had recently been to Massachusetts!
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I have seen the Centre of the Universe. (And it’s beautiful!)
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Mothers, hide your children–here comes the hexapus!
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‘I don’t think [same-sex unions] should be called marriage, but I think that it is a legal right that they should have that is recognized by the state. If people find that controversial then I would just refer them to the Sermon on the Mount, which I think is, in my mind, for my faith, more central than an obscure passage in Romans.’ ~ Barack Obama
CHARLEY: Apologies William. Just hacking on you, that’s all.
STEVE: Yeah, we’re just hacking on you.
DICK: Rumor has it, you killed a man, Billy? You don’t seem like the killing sort.
STEVE: Yeah Billy, what’d you kill him for?
BILLY: He was hacking on me.
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The founder of The Weather Channel advocates suing Al Gore to expose the fraud that is ‘Global Warming.’
To-day’s 1980’s Moment is brought to you by Jon Bon Jovi:




you quote the wrong economist, you need to read Milton Friedman, not Keynesian to understand the modern economy. Demand side econoncs is for maxist.
Jackasic
March 3, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Just glad I am not the first to turn 37 this year!!! Happy Birthday!!
rachel
March 3, 2008 at 11:50 pm
and you are 10 minutes too early.
rachel
March 3, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Thanks, Rachel–I reposted just for you! And don’t forget: You and Jon are RIGHT BEHIND ME!! Bwaahaahaahaa!!
ninepoundhammer
March 4, 2008 at 5:56 am
Brandon: I don’t necessarily endorse the economics article I linked to; I just thought the illustration was helpful in explaining stagflation, a term which is being dusted off and used again for the first time in thirty years.
Thank you sir, may I have another?
ninepoundhammer
March 4, 2008 at 5:58 am
yeah, i only turn 36 this year!
Jackasic
March 5, 2008 at 1:57 am