Metallic Pea

Frustrating People Since 1971.

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‘Your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you.’  ~ Genesis 3:16b


  • ‘Almost all Americans–and especially those in the blogosphere–are under a powerful form of mass mind control. They can only think in the categories of Left vs. Right, or Liberal vs. Conservative. This is why the Sarah Palin nomination is working so effectively. She represents a moral reinforcement to the Right, and that’s all that’s needed to push many a Christian Conservative to the McCain column.’

‘To promote a woman to bear rule, superiority, dominion or empire above any realm, nation, or city, is repugnant to nature, contumely to God, [and] a thing most contrary to his revealed will and approved ordinance.’  ~ John Knox



  • That Microsoft commercial featuring Bill Gates with Jerry Seinfeld is hilarious!  Good news: The second one is here.



Swing and a miss!



  • The designer of this clock refuses to take responsibility for his creation. I can’t imagine why.




  • Sarah Palin gave a scary answer to Charlie Gibson on Israel, saying she supported Israel’s prerogative to attack Iran, and under his questioning said in a rote way, three times, that the U.S. has no right to “second guess” Israel’s decision.’ [ed. – Explain to me again how McCain-Palin will bring change to Washington…]







  • Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin left open the option Thursday of waging war with Russia if it were to invade neighboring Georgia and the former Soviet republic were a NATO ally.’ [ed. – Explain to me again how McCain-Palin will bring change to Washington…]


 How many times do you have to get hit in the head before you realise who’s hitting you?’ ~ Harry Truman



  • ‘A 33-year-old woman is accused of stealing her daughter’s identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad.’  [ed. – We don’t make this stuff up, folks.]





Written by ninepoundhammer

September 12, 2008 at 10:03 pm

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  1. your one track blog crack me up Matt. Keep up the posts!


    September 12, 2008 at 10:46 pm

  2. matt who was that other guy that had posted here before brandon? what he said was fairly asinine.


    September 13, 2008 at 8:26 am

  3. I am not sure who he was but his blog was pretty vile so I deleted his comment with the link.


    September 13, 2008 at 8:48 am

  4. you could tell by his name he was a troll. Some people go around trying to stir things up … I just do that with people I know 🙂


    September 13, 2008 at 4:20 pm

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